WMAMTT Chapter 74 (Preview):
Pahirapan natin ang life ni Seulgi kasi why not? Nung sinusuyo nya si Irene, ayaw ayaw si Ate. Ngayong balak gawing test subject si Bebiber para malamang kung gaano ka-effective yung lovemaking este lovematch making software nila ngayon triggered yung kuneho. So, san ba talaga lulugar yung oso?
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“Okay ka lang ba? Hingal kabayo ‘teh? Gusto mo tulungan na kita?”

“I’m okay Amber. Thanks.” Kahit hulas at basang basa ang kilikili (di kasi nag-Rexona) ay nakuha pa ring ngumiti nung oso.”

“Huy, Solar. May two hundred ako sa iyo ha.”

“Oo alam ko Amber!”

“Two-seben na utang mo sa akin.”

“Pano naging two-seben?! Eh, nung isang Linggo one-payb lang yun ah.”

“Remember yung about dun sa aw-aw? One kiao yun remember. So, one payb, plus one kiao, plus two hundred so a towtal of two-seben.”

“Ah, okay, okay sige.”

Tataka kayo panigurado kung ano yung pinaguusapan nung dalawang luka ‘no?

Well, you see may bagong past time yung dalawang lapastangan friends ni Baechu. Ginawa nilang daily entertainment ang pagpustahan yung mga chain of events at resulting outcomes sa buhay nina Bebiber and Bebibani.

For example, nung nabalitaan nila na niregaluhan ni Seulgi ng chow chow si Baechu. Nagpustahan yung dalawa kung ilang buwan tatagal si chow fan sa bahay ng mga Bae-Kim. Amber won.

At, eto nga nakakubra nang additional two hundred si Baklang Bato matapos niyang pumusta na mag-stairs pabalik ng office si Seulgi.

Weyo?

Kasi ganito, di ba nga lumabas para bumili ng cup noodles ni Bebibani si Seulgi. Ang hindi alam nung oso may naka-schedule na earthquake drill kemeroo yung buong building around that time. And, kasama sa drill yung pagpatay saglit sa elevator.

Pinagpustahan nung dalawang ewan kung ano ang gagawin ni Seulgi. Maghahagdan kaya yung oso kahit na sa 8th floor located ang office nila sa takot na masinghalan ni Irene or hihintayin na lang nito na matapos ang drill at hayaang malipasan ng gutom yung kuneho.

Aliw na aliw yung dalawa sa mga kagaguhan nila. Mas enjoy daw kasi yung pustahan nila kesa sa jueteng at suertres. Oh, di ba mga lecheng putres talaga.

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Finally, ready na yung cup noodles ni Bebibani. Yehey! Makakakain na si Irene. Di na init ulo ni ateng. Ang kailangan na lang gawin ni Seulgi ay i-deliver si cup noodles sa conference room nang biglang nag-appear sa pantry si Boss Seohyun.

“Andito pala kayong lahat. Anyway, where are the others?”

“Ah, Maam Seohyun, si Boss Sunny po may meeting kasama si Mark.”

“Ganun ba. Anyway, busy ba kayo?”

“Hindi naman masyado boss.”

“Good. Please follow me sa conference room may gusto lang sana akong i-discuss at hingi na rin ako ng opinyon ninyo.”

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“Bani, sorry natagalan yung noodles.” Very apologetic yung oso habang inilalapag yung cup noodles.

“Hmp!”

Impakta talaga ‘tong kuneho na ‘to, nakuha pang sungitan si Seulgi. Kung alam lang niya na halos…

“Uhmm, how about my coke?”

“Ah, here Jennie. Sorry natagalan ha.”

“It’s fine.” Buti pa itong si Beshiecakes Jennie understanding di tulad nung kuneho. Nung nagsabog si Bathala ng kasungitan si ate ninyo kumota ng bongga.

“Jennie, would you like to explain to them what we need to do?”

“Sure, Miss Seohyun. Hi, guys my name is Jennie. Irene and I develop a dating app. Yung app di naman masyadong kumplikado. Just like the rest of dating apps in the market we offer premium membership and comes with it are access to special features. But, what truly sets us apart from the rest of our competition is the app’s ability to guarantee that you will find your special someone through the app.”

“Wait, seryoso?” Now, that got Amber’s attention.

“Yes. Aside from the algo, meron din kaming secret software that can process data and predict kung magwo-work ba yung relationship ng isang couple or not.”

“Secret software?” Now, that got Solar’s attention.

“Yes, secret meaning di pwedeng i-discuss here for proprietary purposes.”

“Okay, so what do you need us for?” That’s Amber asking Jennie a question.

“We need to see if our business model works. So, we need people to test the app.”

“Wait. Whut? So, yun yung kaninang binubulong bulong mo Jennie?”

“Yes. Irene, I think we need people we can trust to review our app objectively.”

“But, can’t we have just have our users leave a comment or anything?”

“Mas maganda kasi kung kakilala natin yung magre-review nung app this way maiiwasan natin na may ma-leak na mga info. Tsaka think of it this way, alam mo yung science lab experiment mo nung grade school ka? May mga series of test kayong kino-conduct tapos develop a hypothesis in the end? So, parang ganun ang gagawin natin.”

“Are you for real?”

“For real Irene.”Follow @tengudness

“Well, makes sense naman. So, anong suggest mong gawin natin?”

“We need to plant a guest user, a member or whatever sa app. Someone attractive. That someone will interact with the members pero we will monitor closely yung mga convo nila. We will also study yung pattern nung mga activities nila sa site and nung mga nakaka-interact nila. At dahil ang app natin ay may mga special features na wala yung iba like yung, ‘free one-time all expense paid date’ we also need to observe that, and see kung effective nga ba yung offer na iyun, and kung papaano pa natin mai-improve yung ibang exclusive offers natin.”

“Okay… so ano namang kinalaman nila sa app natin?” Sabay hinagod pa ng tingin ni Baechu yung tatlong salingkit sa meeting.

“They will be the guest users.”

“Whut?! Wait, seryoso?”

“Seryoso. Oh, di ba ang bright ng idea ko? Hehe.”

“Eh? Bright? Sinong nagsabi?”

“I think it’s a good idea.” That’s Boss Seohyun backing up yung bright idea ni Jennie.

“Good idea? Si Solar, may asawa. Si, Amber, may jowa. And si… nevermind. Ang point ko is...”

Ay, nilagpasan si Seulgi meow meow meow. 😿

“That’s why they are perfect!” Seryoso, ba talaga ‘tong si Big Boss?

Biglang na-excite sina Solar at Amber sa idea na they will get to flirt with different people and get paid doing it. Dream job para sa dalawang murit.

“Eh?”

“Kailangan natin ng data from different sample demos. May asawa, may jowa, singles, mga 'in a relationship', yung may 'it’s complicated' na love life at yung whole spectrum ng LGBTQIA community.

“But, why can’t we just test the singles na lang muna?”

Ayan, nalungkot bigla yung dalawang murit. Kasi kung pagiging single ang criteria eh ligwak na sila. So, that means…

“Remember, nung isang araw may nabanggit ka sa akin na may gusto ka sanang idagdag na feature sa dating app?”

“Huh? Ano nga ba ulit yun, Jennie?”

“You wanted to add a ‘cheater rating’ sa profile ng bawat members.”

HUWAAAATTT?!!!! May pa-ganun?

“Yes, I wanted to add that dahil ayokong pamugaran ng mga manloloko at mga kabit yung app natin that’s why I suggested it.”

“Kaya nga perfect sina Solar at Amber kasi through them we can observe kung papaano ang galawan ng mga currently not single. Magagamit nating yung mga data na makokolekta natin para gawing cheater resistant yung app natin.”

Wow, in fair make sense. Kaso lang how, how de carabao?

“Okay. And, how about…”

How about what, Baechu? Wahahaha si ateng parang alangang ituloy yung sentence niya kasi may some sort of slight meow meow meow na namumumuo sa anetch of a heart niya.

“Oh, you mean Seulgi? Kasama din siya sa guest users of course.”

“Pati ako ate?”

“Oo, kasama ka.”

“But, ate…”

Oh-oh mukhang may namumuong tropical depression somewhere sa conference room.

“Sandali lang Seohyun…”

“We need her Irene. She’s single and she’s pretty.” Sumingit na sa pagex-explain si Jennie. “Not unlike sa case nina Amber at Solar na profile lang nila ang gagamitin natin. With Seulgi we are planning to have her interact with the app members directly. She will also have access sa lahat ng special features ng app.”

“Huh!” Duet na nag-react yung dalawang murit. Dream job na sana nabokya pa. Profile lang pala nila ang kailangan for testing purposes wahahaha. 😹

Pero di lang sina Solar at Amber ang nag-react ng, “Huh?” May isa pa at iyon ay walang iba kundi si Tropical Depression Baechu.

“Eh kung singlehood pala ang criteria why not me na lang?”

“You?” This time it was Jennie and Seohyun naman ang nag-duet sa pagre-react.

“Ako na lang! Oo, ako na nga lang! Ako na single! So, ako na lang.” Follow @tengudness

“Irene, you can’t.”

“At, bakit di ako pwede, Jennie?”

“Because, you’re the one in charge of analyzing the data and the one observing the developments.”

Wait.

That means…

PUNYETA!!! That means…

Si Baechu na EX ni Seulgi na may hidden feelings pa rin dun sa oso pero she’s trying hard not to show it at kasalukuyang tina-try i-win back ni Seulgi, is in charge of a special task force kung saan parte ng trabaho niya ang i-observe kung paano makipaglandian at lalandiin back yung EX niyang love pa rin naman niya but don’t tell anyone because it’s a big big big big secret. (Whew! Hiningal ako sa pagbabasa tagal kasi nung tuldok nyemas.)

Nananadya ba itong sina Beshicakes Seohyun at Jennie?

Expect ba nilang manonood lang peacefully on the side si Joohyuna habang inoobserve kung papaanong yung dati niyang kalandian ay may kalandian nang iba, at may lumalandi sa dati niyang nilalandi. Pero di yun ang issue, ang issue ay gusto pa rin niyang siya ang nilalandi nung dati niyang kalandian kahit na ang press release ng ate ninyo kanina ay wala siyang balak lumandi (gets ninyo?).

I'm telling you, the name 'Irene' may mean goddess of peace pero that's something that will never apply sa personality ng lola ninyo.

So, humanda na kayo sa mga next chapters na rated SPG, striktong patnubay at gabay ng magulang ang kinakailangan. Maaaring may maseselang tema, lenguwahe, slight karahasan, slightly may chorvahan (kung sinisuwerte si Baechu), slightly may horror (kapag minamalas si Seulgi) but rest assured waley drugs.

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"Since you are both here naman na. Irene, why don't you help Seulgi set up her profile sa app. Make sure it's a good one para mas maraming ma-attract na members. And, don’t forgot to mention 'BI' in her profile, ma trigger yung both sexes. More matches more fun!" Sabay may pa-wink wink pa si Beshie like-Ginny-Ginny-Ginny kay Irene.

Alam nyo kung sino yung unang ma-tri-trigger? Si Irene.

Kawawang Seulgi problemado na nga sya paano masusungkit ulit yung matamis na Uu ni Baechu eh eto ngayon madagdagan pa yung mga magiging future atraso nya kay ateng Joohyuna.

Meow! Balakayojan! Ikaw kuneho ka tigilan mo na yang pag-gi-ginny-ginny mo and JUST TELL SEULGI WHAT YOU WANT UTANG NA LOOB!