by "Seulgi, there is someone here to see you."
Bati nung secretary ni Mr. Kang kay Seulgi. Nakasilip lang ito mula sa door, habang hinihitay yung sagot ni Seulgi.
"Ah ganun ba Ate, sige please send them in."
"Okay."
Sumara sandali yung pinto. Nung magbukas itong muli, iniluwa nito ang isang girlash na mukhang made from Japan.
"Momo?"
"Hi Seulgi!"
"Anong ginagawa mo dito?"
"Dinadalan ka ng pagkain. Sabi kasi ni Wendy hanggang mamaya ka pa daw dito kaya eto," sabay iniabot ni Momo yung mga pagkain na maingat na ibinalot nung BFF nung oso.
"Aw really... that's so sweet. Thanks Momo."
"You're welcome. So... eto pala ang itsura ng office mo."
"No, actually sa dad ito. Di ko kasi masyadong bet mag-work dun sa office na inilaan nila for me, the room creeps me out a little. So kapag wala ang dad dito ako nag-stay."
"Oh okay. Cool," yun lang ang nasabi ni Momoring. Bising-bisi kasi si bakla sa pagiikot sa loob ng kuwarto akala mo bisor.
"So, kamusta naman sa cafe Momo? Is everything okay?"
"Okay naman."
"Talaga?"
"Walang masyadong ganap sa cafe, same as usual. Yung mga customer ganun lang rin."
"O-okay if you say so."
"Nga pala Seulgi..."
"Hm?"
"Si Yura nag-resign kani-kanina lang so bale wala na tayong barista." Chill na chill na balita ni Momoring.
"Ano?! Yura left?! Parang kanina lang sabi mo everything is fine at the cafe."
"Okay naman talaga eh."
"Eh kanina? Who made the drinks? Sinong nag-asikaso nung mga orders?" Sunod-sunod na tanong ni Seulgi.
"Dude relax lang. We got everything under control."
"Under control how?!"
"Magkatulong kami ni Wendy sa pag-aasikaso ng mga orders."
"Talaga?"
"Yup. So chill."
In fair ang lakas ng convincing power ni Momoring kasi napakalma naman nya si Seulgi.
Nag-resume sa pag-iikot si Momo sa loob ng office ng dad ni Seulgi ng biglang may naalala na naman ito.
"Umm Seulgi since prinomote ko na yung sarili ko as the new barista ng cafe, dapat lang siguro taasan mo na rin yung sahod ko."
"Huh ano kamo?"
"Oh, and I'll need a new assistant."
"What?!"
Five minutes. It only took Momoring 5 minutes to give Seulgi a headache.
Knock. Knock.
"Pasok."
"Ms.Kang, ito na po yung report na ni-rerequest ninyo."
"Ah okay Sana, thanks. Sige pakilapag mo na lang dito sa table yung mga documents."
"Okay po."
Nilapag naman ni Sana yung folder sa table just as Seulgi asked.
"And Sana..."
"Yes Ms.Kang?"
"Di ba ang sabi ko naman sa iyo, you can just call me Seulgi."
"Okay po."
"And you can call me Momo naman."
"Ay kabayo!" Nagulat si Sana nang biglang nag-appear out of nowhere si Momoring. Di niya napansin na maliban sa anak ng kanyang boss ay may iba pa palang tao sa loob ng kuwarto.
Ayaw pang umuwi ni Momo kasi busy pa si bakla sa pakikipag-negotiate ng kanyang new salary package with Seulgi, dahil ang press release niya "promoted" na daw siya.
"Uhmm Sana, si Momo nga pala kaibigan ko."
"H-hi." Matipid na bati ni Sana.
"May gagawin ka ba sa Sabado?" Biglang tanong ni Momoring sa kanyang new acquiantance.
"Eh?"
"Sa Sabado may gagawin ka ba?" Paguulit ni Momo sa kanyang tanong.
"Wa-wala naman." Lito si Sana kay napasagot ito ng di oras.
"Sama ka sa akin may party party akong pupuntahan sa Saturday."
"Eh?" Again napatanga na lang ulit si Sana kay Momoring.
Si Seulgi naman napapa-What the F? na lang in her head. Iniisip niya umiral na naman yung saltik nung kanyang friend.
"So you are coming with me na ha."
"Teka lang. A few minutes ago I didn't even know you, now you are already asking me out?"
"So why don't you give me your number then we can get to know each other more."
Ampowts lakas humokage moves nung Haponesa.
"Eh?"
Two minutes. It only took Momoring 2 minutes to give Sana a headache.
Para kay Bebiber at Sana...
'Pag kailangan ng gamot.
Wag mahihiyang magtanong...
Kung may RiteMed ba nito?
May RiteMed ba nito?
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"Oh?"
"Tyang may date ako bukas." Sabay na naman yung dalawa na nagsalita.
"Teka nag-duduet ba kayong dalawa ha?!"
"May date ako Tyang bukas." Mabilis na sabi ng lola nyo.
"Ako rin Tyang." Sabat naman ni Yeri.
"So may mga booking kayong mga bakla tomorrow?"
"Nauna akong nagsabi Tyang!"
"Ay ang unfair, Tyang ako dapat ang payagan mo kasi ang ate kagagaling lang sa date with Ate Seulgi kanina."
"Hoy tyanak! That's not a date! Sinundo lang ako ni Seulgi mula sa office tapos kumain lang kami sandali ng dinner sa labas."
"Counted as date pa rin yun!"
"No of course not!"
At nagsimula nang magbangayan yung magkapatid sa harap ni Tita Cute Cute. Natigilan lang yung dalawa after silang konyatan nang mag-tigisa ni Tyang.
"Aray Tyang!"
"Ouch Tyang!"
Himas himas nung dalawang luka yung mga ulo nila kung san nag-landing yung knuckles ni Tita Cute Cute.
"Ang iingay nyo kasing mga bakla kayo! Te muna nga, ikaw Joohyun anong oras ang date nyo ng jowa mong oso? San ang date? Anong oras ka babalik? And explain briefly why I should let you go."
"Birthday party po ni Wendy Tyang. Alas sais po yung start, baka abutin na po kami ng hating gabi, pero you do not have to worry kasi ihahatid naman po ako ni Seulgi."
"Okay. Ikaw Yerimi san ang gala mo naman? Anong oras ka babalik? And explain briefly why I should let you go."
"May birthday party rin po akong pupuntahan--"
Hmmm mukhang may something fishy ah, kasi biglang nag-dalawang isip si Yeri kung itutuloy pa ba niya ang kanyang sasabihin.
"And?" Tanong ni Tita Cute Cute.
"And..."
Naku sinasabi ko na nga ba, may something fishy-fishy kasi this time pinandidilatan na yung Tyanak ng kanyang ate.
"Hoy Yerimi magsalita ka ng maayos!"
"Yes tyang yes!"
"Sinong may birthday? At anong oras ang party?"
"Si-si Wendy po."
Biglang sumirko yung mga mata ng lola Baechu ninyo nung marinig niyang sumagot ang kanyang kapatid.
"Huh? So, iisang party lang pala ang pupuntahan ninyo... I see." Sabay ngumiti ng nakakaloko si Tita Cute Cute.
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Wendy's Birthday Party
"Bani before we go in I have something to tell you nga pala."
"Ano yun Bebiber?"
"Uhmm... Wendy also invited Tzuyu to the party."
"Oh."
"Is that okay with you?"
Ayan na, its your lola's inner monologue time once again...
No, its not okay Bebiber.
But being the classy woman that I am I need to be okay with it.
Wag na wag lang talaga syang makakalapit sa iyo kasi,
I swear! By the moon and the stars in the skies.
Krokrompalin ko talaga ang fest nya.
"Okay Bebiber."
"Okay?"
"I said okay."
"Okay then."
"Just promise me one thing, that you will only look at me the whole night."
"Well Bani, that's not hard to do."
Ayan na kinilig na naman ang pempem ng lola nyo.
"Ang cute mo talaga Bebiber. Kiss mo nga ako dali."
Umakto na sanang hahalik ang oso kaso may umawat...
"Oi oi oi anu yan?!"
"Tyang naman eh."
"Sinasabi ko na nga ba eh, buti na lang talagang naisipan kong sumama dito sa party party kasi mahirap na." Koda ni Tita Cute Cute habang pinapagitnaan niya yung magjowang oso at kuneho.
"Yan buti nga!" Pang-aasar ni Yeri sa lola nyo.
"Tyanak!"
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Wala naman masyadong tao sa party party ni Wendy.
Its just your lola, Seulgi, Yeri, Joy, Tita Cute Cute and of course mawawala ba naman si Rose.
Nadagdag lang sa guest list si Tzuyu, Momo and by some sort of miracle si Sana. Kung papaano napapunta ni Momo si Sana sa party, well you better ask her yourself na lang pagdating nya kasi nagpasabi na sya kay Momoring that she will be a little late.
Natapos naman yung dinner ng maayos. Everyone is getting along well... well with the exemption of Bebiber and Tzuyu. Chos!
Matapos kumain, ang sumunod naman na pinagkaabalahan ng mga party people ay yung Videoke Machine.
And to get the party started, nag-volunteer as tribute na si Tyang.
I heard that you're settled down
That you found a girl and you're married now.
Kapit mga bes, eto na yung masakit sa heart na part nung song.
Don't forget me, I beg
I'll remember you said,
Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead.
Natapos ang kanta and everyone is in awe. Pasok na pasok sa banga yung song number ni Tita Cute Cute. Emote kung emote lang ang peg.
"Oh yung birthday girl naman!" Sabay pinasa ni Tyang yung mic dun sa Hamster.
At dahil medyo may kurot sa puso yung performance ni Tyang, Wendy decided to lighten the atmosphere a little bit.
Kaya naman ang kakantahin nung Hamster ay ang very positive and very happy song na ...
"Chasing Pavements" by Ateng Adele ulit.
Wait. What?!
Ang national anthem ng mga inday na na-experience nang ma-hit and run ng pag-ibig pero dahil likas na tanga, sabi na ngang "Bawal Tumawid, Nakamamatay" hala sige pa rin sa pag chase... ng pavements. Follow @tengudness Korni, I know last na hehe...
I've made up my mind,
Don't need to think it over
If I'm wrong, I am right...
Ayan na sinimulan kasi ni Tyang, ayan tuloy pati si Wendy ginalingan ding mag-emote habang kumakanta.
Should I give up?
Or should I just keep chasin' pavements
Even if it leads nowhere?
Sumusulyap-sulyap pa yung Hamster sa lola nyo while singing.
Dedmakels lang si Baechu kasi bising-bising itong nakakikipag-landian kay Bebiber. Wala yung bantay nung lola nyo, kasi pinili na munang magpahangin sa labas ni Tyang after nung kanyang makabagbag damdamin na performance.
Or would it be a waste
Even if I knew my place?
Should I leave it there?
Rose saw everything (aray!), she knew who the song is for.
Ang buong akala pa naman nya na-convince na niya si Wendy to give up her feelings para dun sa jowa ng kanyang bestfriend. But it seems hanggang ngayon may something pa rin ito kay Irenea.
Rose decided to knock some sense dun sa inlababong Hamster. She snagged the mic from Wendy and right on que ay tumugtug na yung song na pinili nung Doctora.
And again the song is by Ateng Adele.
Drum beat.
Owwwwh
Drum beat.
Owwwwh
She, she ain't real,
She ain't gonna be able to love you like I will,
Sabay tumitig si Rose dun sa Hamster na nakatameme sa kanyang harap.
Bless your soul, you've got your head in the clouds,
You made a fool out of you,
And, boy, she's bringing you down...
Rumour has it (rumour) [repeat eight times]
Kung pwede lang i-drop yung mic sabay walkout ala Kanye ginawa na ni Rose, pero of course she didn't do it.
Sana, sana lang talaga sumiksik sa brain nung Hamster that she and the Kuneho will never, ever, ever be together.
Dumating na sa wakas yung distinguished guest ni Momoring na si Sana, at may isinama itong friend.
Idiniretso na muna ni Momo yung mga bagong dating sa dining area para makapag-dinner na muna.
So going back dun sa Videoke Night.
Ang susunod na mag-perperform sa Tawag ng Tanghalan ay none other than your lola's favorite person on Earth... Chewy.
This was all you, none of it me
You put your hands on, on my body and told me
Mmm
You told me you were ready
Halos magka-stiff neck yung oso kasi kuntodo tingin ito sa kanyang side.
She's staying true to her promise na kay Bebibani lang sya titingin. Mahirap na no baka biglang magwala yung kuneho, wala pa naman syang baon na tranquilizer.
I'm giving you up
I've forgiven it all
You set me free
Ayan na na-sesense na ng lola Baechu nyo kung para kanino yung kanta.
Send my love to your new lover
Treat her better
We've gotta let go of all of our ghosts
We both know we ain't kids no more
Natapos naman ni Chewy yung kanta na intact pa rin yung mga internal organs niya.
Behave ang lola Baechu nyo since mukha naman daw maganda yung message nung kanta.
Medyo na hyper lang sa una si bakla kasi biglang umatake yung pagiging "maganda sana pero bingi" ng lola nyo. Para kasing ang dinig ni Irenea nung una dun sa lyrics ay "send my love to your LITTLE lover" instead of "NEW" lover. Eh syempre the truth hurts you know hehehe.
So tapos na yung opening act, and now for the main act... presenting Bebiber.
Piano intro...
When the rain is blowing in your face,
And the whole world is on your case,
Ay naku ang lola nyo na talaga ang babaeng bukod na pinagpala sa lahat.
I could make you happy, make your dreams come true.
Nothing that I wouldn't do.
Go to the ends of the Earth for you,
To make you feel my love
Matapos yung lakas-makahaba-ng-hair na song dedication ni Bebiber, now it's Baechu's time to shine.
At yaman rin lang na yung theme for tonight ay "sing according to what your heart feels" syempre di papakabog ang lola nyo.
So... ano pa nga bang kanta ni Ateng Adele ang hindi pa na-peperform tonight?
When We Were Young?
Turning Tables?
Set Fire To the Rain?
Hello?
In my imagination.
Oww first line pa lang winner na winner na...
There is no complication
Naku mga bes! Juwian na, may nanalo na.
I dream about you all the time
In my mind a celebration
The sweetest of sensation
Thinking you could be mine
Imagination, complication, celebration, sensation... Pak!
Panalo sa rhyming... sige tuloy-tuloy mo lang Baechu.
Show those b*tches what you are made of.
In my imagination
There is no hesitation
We walk together hand in hand
I'm dreaming
Ano na mga bakla? Kaya pa?
You fell in love with me
Like I'm in love with you
But dreaming's all I do
If only they'd come true
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I should be so lucky...
Huh? Wait, ano daw "Lucky?"
Lucky lucky lucky
Ampota! Inulit-ulit pa.
I should be so lucky in love
Te muna this is not an Adele song? Kanta ito ng...
I should be so lucky
...lola ng lola nyo!!! it's Kylie Minogue!!!
Ayan na naman oh... nakakarami na si bakla ah.
I should be so lucky in love
Hay naku sinasabi ko na nga ba't kahit kailan talaga, super questionable yung musical taste ng lola nyo. Panira ng theme si granny.
Pasalamat na lang talaga sya maganda siya at loves na loves sya ni Bebiber.
(Panoorin n'yo yung link para knowing you kung anong kinakanta nung kuneho.)
Natapos nang mag-dinner sina Sana at yung friend nya, so dinala na sila ni Momo sa area kung saan nagkakantahan ang mga party people.
At gaya nga nang palagiang sinasabi sa mga Home TV Shopping offers, "But wait there's more!" It seems hindi si Baechu ang final act for the night.
Fresh from the dining area, singing Ateng Adele's "Rolling In The Deep".
Everyone, please welcome... Mijoo!
There's a fire starting in my heart
Reaching a fever pitch, it's bringing me out the dark...
Biglang napalunok si Seulgi nung makita nya kung sino yung kumakanta.
Nakalimutan na niya ang promise nya kay Bebibani... how could she when she is too shocked to find her ex, on the same room with her other ex.
Puro "exes" walang "why" nampota.
We could have had it all
(You're gonna wish you never had met me)
Rolling in the deep
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)
You had my heart inside of your hand
(You're gonna wish you never had met me)
And you played it, to the beat
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)
Prayer circle for Bebiber.
Pauuwiin pa kaya syang buhay ni Bebibani after the party? Don't worry Seulgi sabi nga dun sa kanta kanina "never gonna give you up, never gonna say goodbye."
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Alamin kung papaano nag-start ang love story nung alta-altahan Oso at ni ateng aktibista na pro-poor, pro-gay, pro-renewable energy, pro-biotics... korni I know last ko na pwomise.
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